Cat Haiku
You never feed
me.
Perhaps I'll
sleep on your face.
That will sure
show you.
You must scratch
me there!
Yes, above my
tail!
Behold, elevator
butt.
The rule for
today
Touch my tail,
I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep
hear sound
cat vomit hairball
somewhere
will find in
morning.
Grace personified.
I leap into
the window.
I meant to do
that.
Blur of motion,
then --
silence, me,
a paper bag.
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with
gifts of plump birds --
Your foot just
squashed one.
You're always
typing.
Well, let's
see you ignore my
sitting on your
hands.
My small cardboard
box.
You cannot see
me if I
can just hide
my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for
hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term
paper'?
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for
litter box
Don't leave
tarp around
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones
and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum
cleaner
I want to be
close
to you. Can
I fit my head
inside your
armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, shit! Help!
I got outside!
Let me back
inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped
by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so
strange.
Mine lies still
in bed, then screams
My claws are
not that sharp.
Cats meow out
of angst
"Thumbs! If
only we had thumbs!
We could break
so much!"
Litter box not
here
You must have
moved it again
I'll crap in
the sink
The Big Ones
snore now
Every room is
dark and cold
Time for "Cup
Hockey"
We're almost
equals
I purr to show
I love you
Want to smell
my butt?
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