| WHAT WAS SAID... | ...AND WHAT WAS MEANT |
|---|---|
| Man, these strings are dead... | I can't get it tuned. |
| This humidity is really bad... | I still can't get it tuned. |
| Maybe you could give Jack some pointers. | Maybe you could show Jack how to tune the thing. |
| I don't remember the B part. | The B part is way the heck up the neck... |
| I really like the Old-Timey stuff. | I know exactly three chords in each of four keys. |
| Maybe you guys can figure out the chords on this... | This tune is mixodorian with a flatted fourth — or maybe not. |
| This tune isn't really in any key. | Here's a new tuning I invented... |
| Oops, sorry... | Why did I ever get a long-neck... |
| Let's see; I used to play that... | I don't remember it. |
| I don't remember it. | I never knew it. |
| Here's another G tune I like... | I forgot my capo. |
| Here's another C tune I like... | I forgot my capo. |
| Here's another D tune I like... | Now that I have the capo on and I'm in tune, danged if I'll take it off. |
| I don't remember the words so I'll just play it. | The words are offensive to three different minorities and maybe even some of the majority. |
| Now this one was owned by Mike Seeger... | Wanna buy a banjo made out of bamboo? |