What Was Said and What Was Meant

by Fretless Josh Shaw

WHAT WAS SAID... ...AND WHAT WAS MEANT
Man, these strings are dead... I can't get it tuned.
This humidity is really bad... I still can't get it tuned.
Maybe you could give Jack some pointers. Maybe you could show Jack how to tune the thing.
I don't remember the B part. The B part is way the heck up the neck...
I really like the Old-Timey stuff. I know exactly three chords in each of four keys.
Maybe you guys can figure out the chords on this... This tune is mixodorian with a flatted fourth — or maybe not.
This tune isn't really in any key. Here's a new tuning I invented...
Oops, sorry... Why did I ever get a long-neck...
Let's see; I used to play that... I don't remember it.
I don't remember it. I never knew it.
Here's another G tune I like... I forgot my capo.
Here's another C tune I like... I forgot my capo.
Here's another D tune I like... Now that I have the capo on and I'm in tune, danged if I'll take it off.
I don't remember the words so I'll just play it. The words are offensive to three different minorities and maybe even some of the majority.
Now this one was owned by Mike Seeger... Wanna buy a banjo made out of bamboo?